Funny Parenting Tweets About The Struggles Of Raising Teenagers

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Mar 23, 2021 6:00 PM EDT

Parenting only gets harder as your kids get older. It's all fun and games when they're innocent babies who can't talk back or partake in questionable activity, but teens are a whole nother breed of children. The parents of Twitter took to the platform to blast their own teen kids, and rant about the struggles of raising them. They just grow up so fast, and none of us are ready for the teen angst storm coming our way. Scroll down for the hilarious tweets. 


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    Font - Positively R@ndi @ICantEven001 ... Do's and Don'ts when raising a teenager: Don't: *Act excited when you see them *Ask them how their day was *Make any jokes.. they will never be funny *Expect any form of affection *Sing out loud when driving *Expect them to tell you that they love you Do: *Love them anyway 6:17 PM Feb 7, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 69 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 392 Likes
    via @ICantEven001

    What's the point of financially backing and emotionally supporting these teens if they're never gonna show love back? A hug would be sufficient enough for me. Physical touch is my love language, after all. 

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    Font - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... Can anyone recommend a good wine that pairs well with a teenager's shitty attitude? 12:16 AM Jul 28, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 275 Retweets 55 Quote Tweets 1,816 Likes
    via @RodLacroix

    Whatever wine is effective enough to get you a good buzz, but not sh*t-faced enough for your teenager with a sh*tty attitude to notice that you're under the influence. That wouldn't be a good look, mama. 

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    Font - Stephanie Ortiz O @Six_Pack_Mom ... 13y.o: "Pass the syrup, butthead." Me: "That's not how you ask your brother for something." 13: "FINE.. Butthead, please pass the syrup." 2:45 PM · Sep 17, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 7 Retweets 154 Likes
    via @Six_Pack_Mom
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    Font - Ana Gasteyer @AnaGasteyer Just texted my teenager to remind me what Parental Control password l'd set & that she'd figured out, so I could get into my own Netflix. 5:14 PM May 21, 2016 · Twitter for iPhone 155 Retweets 1,121 Likes
    via @AnaGasteyer
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    Font - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer ... According to my teenage sons the appropriate number of squirts of Axe Body Spray is somewhere between 38 and 579. 8:01 PM · Mar 27, 2017 · Twitter for iPhone 172 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 481 Likes
    via @Parkerlawyer
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    Font - Christi Lukasiak ... @ChristiLukasiak How is it that my teenager feels free to scroll through my phone, check out my entire camera roll and read every last one of my text messages, but has a literal stroke if I make eye contact with her lock screen? 3:29 AM Jan 8, 2019 · Twitter Web App 168 Retweets 32 Quote Tweets 3,834 Likes
    via @ChristiLukasiak
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    Font - Positively R@ndi ... @ICantEven001 Last night: 18: Hey mom don't let me forget I have a test in English tomorrow. Ме: ok *hours later Me to 18: Don't forget you have a test in English tomorrow. 18: Oh my God mom, stop bugging me! It's so annoying! Door slam #parentingteens 7:59 PM Nov 19, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 22 Retweets 228 Likes
    via @ICantEven001
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    Product - Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom ... Teen tried to make a dramatic exit by slamming my door, but there was a towel on the knob. No slam, & no dignity for her as I died laughing. 11:45 PM Nov 2, 2017 - Twitter for iPhone 11 Retweets 255 Likes
    via @Six_Pack_Mom
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    Font - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... Something old Something new Something borrowed Something blue Something that might be a sandwich - things I find on my teen's floor 2:33 PM Mar 15, 2018 · Twitter Web Client 105 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 273 Likes
    via @RodLacroix
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    Font - Steve Olivas @steveolivas At the airport. Just kissed 13yo son on his forehead. He reacted like Dracula getting impaled by a wooden stake. 11:14 PM May 5, 2017 · Twitter for iPhone 60 Retweets 39 Quote Tweets 383 Likes
    via @steveolivas
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    Font - Michelle ... @MissColdHeart9 My teenager just unloaded the dishwasher without being asked. She's either done something wrong or it's the goddamned apocalypse. 4:49 AM Jan 29, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 181 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,281 Likes
    via @MissColdHeart9
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    Font - Steven Isserlis @Stevenlsserlis "When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you." Nora Ephron - 10:43 AM · Oct 13, 2017 from Warrington, England · Twitter Web Client 55 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 223 Likes
    via @Stevenlsserlis

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